The Story of the Three Bears (revised)

Transformed by Dmytro Drozdovskyi, group #1

As it is said in the chronicles, in the XV-th century there were Three Bears, who existed together in a house. One of them was a vertically challenged Bear; the second was a Middle-sized Bear, and the third was a Great Bear with extra weight. They each had a pot for their porridge (*a container that is commonly used in fairy tales for magic tools or porridge as in this short story. — auth.), a small pot for the Vertically Challenged Bear, a middle-sized pot for the Middle Bear, and a great pot for the Great Bear with Extra Weight. And they each had a bed to sleep in; a small bed for the Vertically Challenged Bear; a middle-sized bed for the Middle Bear; and a three-meter long bed for the Great Bear with Extra Weight.
On the 15th of December 1476, after they had made the porridge for their breakfast and poured it into their porridge-pots, they walked out into the wood while the porridge was cooling. While they were walking, a Chronologically Advanced Woman with special needs came to the house. She could not have been a friendly Chronologically Advanced Woman; she looked in the window, and then she peeped in the keyhole; and seeing nobody in the house, she lifted the latch. The door was not fastened. The chronologically advanced Woman opened the door and went in. If she had been a friendly Chronologically Advanced Woman, she would have waited till the Bears came home, and then, perhaps, they would have invited her to breakfast. But she was an impudent, economically exploited chronologically advanced person. As we can see, this story deals with the issue of criminality we can face in our society.
In fact, she tasted the porridge of the Great Bear with Extra Weight, and that was too hot for her; and she said an obscene word about that. Then she tasted the porridge of the Middle Bear, and that was too cold for her. And then she went to the porridge of the Vertically Challenged Bear and tasted that; and that was neither too hot nor too cold; and she ate it all up: but the naughty Chronologically Advanced Woman said an obscene word about the little porridge-pot, because it did not hold enough for her. But we know, indeed, that obscene slang words or vulgarisms are not a sufficient and proper way of communication when we want to persuade our partners.
Furthermore, the Chronologically Advanced Woman went upstairs into the bed-chamber in which the three Bears slept. And first she lay down upon the bed of the Great Bear with Extra Weight; but that was too inconvenient. And next she lay down upon the bed of the Middle Bear, and that was too inconvenient. And then she lay down upon the bed of the Vertically Challenged Bear, and that was neither too vertically changed at the head nor at the foot, but just right. As we can predict, she covered herself up comfortably and lay there till she fell fast asleep.
By this time the Three Bears thought their porridge would be cool enough, so they came home to breakfast. Now the Chronologically Advanced Woman had left the spoon of the Great Bear with Extra Weight standing in his porridge.
The socially challenged Chronologically Advanced Woman heard in her sleep the rough, gruff voice of the Great Bear with Extra Weight; but she was so deeply asleep that it was no more to her than the roaring of wind or the rumbling of thunder. And she heard the middle voice of the Middle Bear, but it was only as if she had heard someone speaking in a dream. But when she heard the voice of the Vertically Challenged Bear, it was so sharp and so shrill that it awakened her at once. She started up; and when she saw the Three Bears on one side of the bed, she tumbled herself out at the other, and ran to the window. The window was open, because the Bears obviously opened their bed-chamber window when they got up in the morning. The Chronologically Advanced Woman with financial needs jumped out. Finally, she was taken up by the environmental hygienist and sent to the House of Correction. But the Three Bears never saw that socially challenged Chronologically Advanced Woman. The social justice won in that society that brought to the citizens the spirit of partnership and mutual understanding.